The Slogan Contest
My wife is branding. Re-branding, I guess. She is searching for a new slogan for her forensic pathology consulting practice, PathologyExpert, Inc. The current slogan is "Science on Your Side." I have proposed:
She'll Slap You with Some Science
She's Super Sciencey
Dr. Judy: Science Tool
Justice, Well Done - With a Side of Science
Science, Sideways for You
She Sells Science Siding
For You, Special Today: Science
Science: Because I Like You
Science You Want? Science I got
Sassy Sassy Science
Slide into Some Science
Unleash the Science
Slip Sliding the Science
None of these ideas of mine has met with the approval of the persnickety doctor in question. So I hereby throw it out to the blogosphere: find PathologyExpert, Inc. a slogan. As incentive, I offer a prize. If Judy chooses your slogan for her company, I will name a dead body after you in our forthcoming forensics-detective novel "The First Cut."
Submit your proposed motto in the comments section below. The deadline for submissions is June 15. Feel free to use anonymous Internet handles, but please be prepared to offer your real name in a private email correspondence at a future date should you win the contest and wish to attain immortality in demise, in print, in "The First Cut."
She Blinded Me With Science.Sorry, couldn't resist. How about Fun With Forensics? It's really hard to think of a good name, but they bad ones are killing me.
ReplyDelete"The unexamined death is not worth living." or
ReplyDelete"The unexamined death is not worth dying."
Science Saves Lives
ReplyDeleteA Slice of Science.
ReplyDeleteDying to Speak For You
ReplyDeleteThey're not dead until I say they're dead.
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